Tommy Johnson is no good, Chop him up for firewood; When he's dead, boil his head, Make it into gingerbread
or
Patience is a virtue, Virtue is a grace; And Grace is a little girl Who doesn't wash her face.
The second is the natural riposte to the original: "Patience is a virtue, virtue is a grace; both put together make a very pretty face."
I'm a book owner, and like this one:
Who folds a leaf down, The devil toast brown; Who makes mark or blot, The devil toast hot; Who steals this book The devil shall cook.
No, it isn't Shakespeare, and it is often rather vulgar, and some of the customs jar--"selling a wife" was a poor man's form of divorce. You probably used some variation or another of these British chants when you were little. This may help you get a better feel for the past. For the longest time I didn't understand the point of the "Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a thief" poem, but once I learned the key it made English attitudes clearer. I remember joining in with other first graders to chant a ditty at a chubby classmate. I had no idea what exactly it meant, and from his reaction I'm not sure he did either, but it was supposed to be insulting.
I learned "Taffy was a Welshman" in first grade music class, as an introduction to the major scale. I didn't know what a Welshman was.
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