History of the world

Unfortunately the good Dr. Boli has not yet completed his Complete History of the World; perhaps because there's more history to come in the next few years and he is mulling the old over to determine the direction. It wouldn't do to leave out a detailed explanation of Tibet, if that turns out to be the focus of civilization 200 years from now.

• Chapter 1: FROM THE CREATION OF THE UNIVERSE TO THE DAWN OF CIVILIZATION.
• Chapter 2: THE DEFINITION AND CHARACTER OF CIVILIZATION.
• Chapter 3: THE ANCIENT EGYPTIANS, FURNISHING AND DECORATING THE AFTERLIFE SINCE 3150 B.C.
• Chapter 4: THE LESS MARKETABLE ANCIENT CIVILIZATIONS.
• Chapter 5: THE ISRAELITES DISCOVER MONOTHEISM AND SPEND MOST OF THE REST OF THEIR HISTORY TRYING TO BACK OUT OF IT.
• Chapter 6: THE ANCIENT GREEKS LIVE THE EXAMINED LIFE.
• Chapter 7: THE ANCIENT GREEKS INVENT HISTORY.
• Chapter 8: ALEXANDER RUNS OUT OF WORLDS TO CONQUER.
• Chapter 9: WHILE ROME CONQUERS THE WORLD, GREECE CONQUERS ROME.
• Chapter 10: CHRISTIANITY RUINS EVERYTHING.
• Chapter 11: THE ROMAN EMPIRE DECLINES AND FALLS FOR 1500 YEARS STRAIGHT.
• Chapter 12: BARBARIANS EVERYWHERE.
• Chapter 13: CIVILIZATION DESTROYS CIVILIZATION.
• Chapter 14: NOTHING HAPPENS IN THE DARK AGES.
• Chapter 15: CHARLEMAGNE TURNS ON THE LIGHTS.
• Chapter 16: MORE FUN WITH BARBARIANS.
• Chapter 17: WHAT THE MIDDLE AGES WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF.
• Chapter 18: THE CRUSADES ARE WHOLESOME FUN FOR EVERYONE.
• Chapter 19: FRANCE CONQUERS ENGLAND; OR, ENGLAND CONQUERS FRANCE.
• Chapter 20: EUROPE PRESSES THE RESET BUTTON.
• Chapter 21: THE REFORMATION ELIMINATES EVIL FROM THE WORLD.
• Chapter 22: EUROPEANS DISCOVER AMERICA; AMERICANS DISCOVER EUROPEANS.
• Chapter 23: IT TURNS OUT THE PROTESTANT REFORMATION LEFT SOME UNFINISHED BUSINESS.
• Chapter 24: EUROPE DISCOVERS THAT THE REST OF THE WORLD IS JUST SITTING THERE