Banquets

I find banquets frustrating. The level of ambient noise from distant conversation makes conversing with anybody but the person next to you difficult, and almost everybody is quite some distance away. You catch a fragment of a conversation that sounds interesting, but too far away to join in.

Can you work out a seating arrangement for a banquet in Heaven?

If we weren't limited to 4 dimensions... How about a "Hilbert table" with as many dimensions as guests, everybody sitting next to Jesus and kitty-corner with every other guest?