Spam and humility

I may be the center of my world, but if I can manage to remember that I'm not on most people's radar at all, it gets much easier to remember that Bill Gates has little interest in my computer, Nigerian princes won't know me from Adam's off ox, and that strangers are unlikely to spontaneously take pity on my financial woes or my love life. "I'm flattered, but how did you get my name?"