I did it: at least one per day. I picked a topic: archaeology, in honor of the Time Team videos my wife has been watching. (I wanted to be an archeologist when I was 7. And a paleontologist. And maybe a fireman. I've always maintained an interest.)
There are 6 pages worth; some trying for the spirit of the form and others "just following the form."
It was a fun exercise. But the result is an offense against the spirit of the haiku--because it is 6 pages worth.
I should have foreseen that.
UPDATE: Given the underwhelming popular demand:
The careless and slobs Left great archaeology. Tidy people don't. Priestess of Mehyet Makes a hardened dry grimace In a library